The P-word

I apologize for my extended absence. "The Man" has kept me detained with a temporary but fully embraced self-metamorphosis into a phallist.

"If you'll be so kind as to follow me, well I will show you the way to the rest of my sins." Sing it Missy Higgins.

Two days until fornication of the minds.

P.S. This is not a real blog. Also, I am unsure if my use of the word phallist was proper or improper. English freaks gather 'round.